Are you a heartless bastard?
Heath Ledger died today. My coworker, Dennis, read it on Yahoo news, and told me. Now a normal (heart owning) person would say, "How did he die? What of his family? When's the funeral? Was there an accident?", you know, something like that. Not me. The question I asked: "He finished filming Batman right!?!?" I received a bit of solace when, after Dennis gave him the news, Dennis' brother asked the exact same question. "Did he finish filming Batman?!"
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I did not ask if he had finished filming "The Dark Knight."
You might therefore conclude that I have a heart.
But no.
I already KNEW that he had finished his scenes from the movie.
My heartless question was,"Pills or booze?"