JOSH HUTCHINS.COM

      So, REALTORS, you're having an open house right? You have the house all prepared, cleaned, and people begin showing up to see it. A family comes by. They like the home and kinda scatter throughout the place to look at it. Little do you know that one of them is going into the owners' office and connecting a device to their computer where the keyboard cord connects to the cpu. It records all keystrokes. Then they leave like nothing happened. A week or so later, they call you and say they'd like to see it again. You, being a good REALTOR, jump on the possible sale. Then you let them into the house for their second look. Again, they scatter and one of them retrieves the device. Then they leave and you never hear from them again. Except, of course, they just stole all of the owners' passwords and sensitive information they've typed on their keyboard. Viola!! Identity theft made simple. Or, they could simply steal something as harmless as your perscription medication. Then they have the info they need to thieve your ID. Harmless? Maybe not. I have a solution: people must strip naked when they're going to an open house. That way they have nowhere to hide anything... most anything. Aha! I've solved the issue of ID theft at open houses. So, the next open house you have, if you really care about your clients and their identies, have everyone strip down to their bare skin before they even enter the house. Next, how nudity affects your sales numbers.